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Honda Sale February sweetheart sale

February Newsletter

Southland Honda News, Sweetheart Sale & Civic Promo
What a weekend it was!  I suspect many of you took the opportunity to watch the Superbowl this past Sunday where the Philadelphia Eagles snuck out a victory over the favoured Brady led Patriots.   It was quite an exciting game for sure.  Also this past weekend the Viterra Curling Championships were held here in Winkler.  Over 300 volunteers led by Louis Tanguay hosted 32 teams on Wednesday morning.  These teams played down to a final game on Sunday afternoon where the Carruthers rink held on to beat the defending champion McEwen who was personally fighting the effects of the chicken pox.  It was a great event that was being broadcast live on Sportsnet.   Brad Gushue, a National Champion, was in attendance and took time to take pictures with many fans.   Good Bye Friend We do [...]
civic sale

The Two Honda Guys And A Civic Sale

Two Honda Guys roll up your rim and show you five hundred reasons to get a new Honda Civic!
Greg: Good morning Chuck: Good afternoon and good evening Greg: And hello Marven Chuck: Hi Marven, hi bud Greg: We’re Two Honda Guys Marven: In front of a Honda Civic! Greg: A new Honda Civic Chuck: Can you get a close-up of that Heather? Heather: Nope Chuck: Ya you can, step closer. It is the annual Tim Hortons Roll Up The Rim To Win event Greg: Wait a minute, Roll Up The Rim, you got to roll the R’s if you want to do that properly, Roll Up The Rim, but more importantly Chuck: There’s a program Greg: A 5 day Valentine’s Day sale on Honda Civics, yes that’s right you heard it here first, 5 days, get your Valentine a new civic because there’s 500 reasons to say “I do” Chuck: You need a lot more than that, it’s a 5 day promotion Greg: It’s here for 5 days Chuck: Where there’s an [...]
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The Two Honda Guys Talk Generators

Honda Generators Winkler
Greg: Good morning Chuck: Good afternoon Greg: Good evening Chuck: Welcome to, we’re Two Honda Guys, Greg: And good day Chuck: With some Gennies Greg: Gennies? Chuck: Winter is officially here, well, a while ago Greg: Is that on Forest Gump, he had Jenny too Chuck: Now we’re going into the season where ice storms can happen, we can have power lose Greg: Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to 8675 Chuck: Who sings that? Let them Greg: Tommy two tone Chuck: We’re going into the season where emergencies can arise and you may need alternative power sources, not to be confused with alternative facts Greg: Call Jenny Chuck: The economy series is an EG 6500 gives you all kinds of energy, all kinds of wattage Greg: 8675 309 Chuck: But it is a bare bones, it’s just going to roar at 3600rpms until such time it runs out of fuel or you [...]
2017 Honda Civic Touring
Greg: Good morning Chuck: Good afternoon Greg: Good evening Chuck: Welcome to we are Two Honda Guys Greg: In a brand new Civic Chuck: Brand new Civic Greg: This is the Touring Chuck: A 2017 Honda Civic Touring Greg: Have you driven a Honda Civic lately? Chuck: It’s not your dads old Accord Greg: Not even that, it’s not that ’76 Civic that you drove to high school with either Chuck: They make Civics in ’76? Greg: Yes and ’88 as well, it’s not that one either Chuck: They made 88 Civics in ’76 so there you go Greg: He can’t figure stuff out Chuck: There’s the math Greg: It’s not computing anymore, clutch is slipping Chuck: Anyway, how many years, 19? Greg: 19 consecutive years’ number one selling car in Canada Chuck: This is getting to be an old habit, we just keep telling you that every year we make a new [...]
2017 Honda CRV

Two Honda guys in a 2017 Honda CRV Touring

2017 Honda CRV Walk Through
Chuck: Good afternoon Greg: And good morning Chuck: And welcome to, we’re Two Honda Guys Greg: In a brand new 2017 Honda CRV Chuck: With a panoramic sunroof, look at that panoramic sunroof Greg: let’s open it up, Chuck: It is Greg: Well I mean let’s close it up Chuck: It’s going to get dark, that’s far enough Greg: I’ll open it then Chuck: So, we’re sitting in the all new and fully redesigned 2017 Honda CRV which is wider and is longer and is quieter and features a new engine Greg: 1.5L Turbo, tell em’ what he’s won Jonny Chuck: He’s won, well if you really want to win 110kph speeding ticket it really takes you a really short amount of time to get there apparently Greg: Ya, you have to be careful kinda between 100-120 kilometers an hour because when you put your foot into it Chuck: It’s gone Greg: She [...]

You Wanna Go To Vegas?

The Two Honda Guys Tell You How To Get Away To Vegas
Greg: Good morning Chuck: Good afternoon Greg: Good evening Chuck: And welcome to, we are Two Honda Guys on either side of a Vegas poster Greg: We’re all going to Vegas, we’re all going to Vegas Chuck: You can go to Vegas, I’m not going to Vegas but I’ll send a few people to Vegas Greg: Hey, How do you go to Vegas Chuck: I’m not going to Vegas Greg: How do you get to go Chuck: Oh, Oh, I don’t get to go Greg: Chuck doesn’t get to go Chuck: Somebody gets to go, many people get to go Greg: All you got to do Chuck: Buy a new or used car here at Southland Honda during the month of January and we’re giving you Greg: drum roll Chuck: A Vegas trip, so what does it all include Greg: Hay Chuck: It includes some hay, apparently and a pail full of oats, [...]

The Two Honda Guys Play Santa

Chuck: Good morning Greg: Good evening Chuck: Good afternoon Greg: Good day Chuck: Welcome to Southland Honda, oh we’re supposed to stay here Greg: We’re here to surprise Jeanette Giesbrecht with a gift card and a Christmas card for winning Chuck: That was the hashtag Greg: #yoursouthlandhonda Chuck: That one Greg: Ya, she entered, she won, so we’re going to give her a gift Chuck: 7 million dollars Greg: 16 million Chuck: Oh 16, interest Greg: Canadian dollars Chuck: Oh ok really that’s a buck and a half US, ok lets go Chuck: Be very very quiet Greg: Shhh, babies are sleeping Chuck: There she is Greg: Hi Janette, we’re here to see you Greg: Good evening, good night, that’s how it works, we have a gift card for you Jeanette: Thank you Camera Guy: Nice bow tie by the way, nice bow tie Greg: She’s being very festive Chuck: Very festive, you stole [...]
2016 Honda Boxing Week Event
Now is your chance to SPIN TO WIN up to $5000 on all remaining 2016’s from December 27-31! Take advantage of this boxing week event at Southland Honda in Winkler! Call (204) 325-7899 or 1-877-2HONDA2 to book your appointment today! Chuck: Bout time! Greg: Good Morning Chuck: Good afternoon Greg: Good evening Chuck: Welcome to we’re two Honda guys in a Greg: HRV Chuck: Kind of a hatchback, all wheel drive, it’s very nice Greg: Hey, big news Greg: Thank you, big news. Boxing week sale Chuck: Yes Greg: Save up to $5000 Chuck: Is that like wrestling week Greg: Listen up! Save up to $5000 on all remaining 2016 Hondas with our spin and win program Chuck: $5000? Greg: Up to 5 grand this week only Chuck: $5000! Five Thousand dollars! Greg: Five Thousand dollar Chuck: That’s a lot of yelt Greg: That’s got cashment dollars Chuck: So, ya, call us up, [...]
Honda Snow Blower
Chuck: Good afternoon Greg: And good evening Chuck: Welcome to, were Two Honda Guys Greg: With snow blowers Chuck: In the showroom with snow blowers Chuck: You may have looked out your window the other day and said, “I can’t see very far out my window”. The reason for that was Greg: The snow Chuck: Ya, a lot of it. We had our first real blizzard this week Greg: And it wasn’t at Dairy Queen Chuck: Gee I wonder how that came up Greg: Every time, every time, you poke me and it’s like Pillsbury Dough Boy, watch this Chuck: hoo hoo Greg: One more time Chuck: hoo hoo Chuck: Three times Greg: I love that Chuck: So, we have sold a ton of snow blowers this week, Greg: We still have a few left though Chuck: We have a couple of used ones over yonder, this one’s sold so don’t even look [...]
Greg: Good morning Chuck: Good afternoon Greg: And good evening Chuck: Welcome to Greg: Hey, speak up over there Chuck: They can hear me fine Camera guy: You’re kinda mumbed, must be your jammies Greg: Looking like a mufflin Chuck: That’s what I’m looking like Greg: Hey its bring home a Honda event Chuck: Anyways we got new P.O.P today Greg: Bring home a Honda event. Greg: I can hardly see you over there anymore Chuck: Oh lucky for you, anyways it’s the bring home a Honda event Greg: Hey Bring home a Honda, what kind of Honda should they bring home Chuck: Well a new one would work, or a used one Greg: We have those too Chuck: Or a snow blower one. I bet you, you would sell him a side by side one Camera guy: You and the animals? Chuck: You’re funny Greg: Come and take your picture with this [...]
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